it’s that time of year again! HAVE FUN
Anonymous asked:
trimming my moochie (man coochie) with an electric trimmer and my dog barked, i nearly gave myself a clitorisn't
how to signal to goths in public that i am an ally friend and lover despite dressing like a camp counselor
bootyshorts with this printed on them
“You give up a few things, chasing a dream.”
You wouldn’t get this on other websites
why stop at softblocking me? instead you should hardcock me. sorry i mean hardcock me. sorry hardcock. sorry. hardcock. sorry. hardc
back in my day we didn’t have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget’s approval
kibumkim answered:
WHY DO U GUYS SAY THINGS LIKE THIS TO ME
“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!
mutuals I am sneaking up behind you and gently placing this on your head
